๐Ÿป ./age_check.sh --beer_required

This digital dive bar contains drunk hackers, chaotic energy, questionable decisions, and memes that may not be compatible with sober minds. By proceeding, you confirm that you're old enough to handle the chaos and won't blame us for poor life choices. Bring your own liver protection.

๐Ÿšช ./sober_exit.sh

๐ŸŒฟ ./sacred_texts --all

Digital Stoner Den Chronicles & Creative Alchemy

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๐Ÿบ ./read_protocols.sh